Are you kidding me?

So, there is this store called Fresh & Easy around the corner from my Mom's house...and I LOVE to visit it. It's a quick walk over there, and they always have tons of food on clearance.

I have always liked buying food when I visit the mainland. I just get a kick out of paying 20 cents a pound for oranges (as opposed to $1.19 lb). Or getting a gallon of milk for $2 instead of $5.50. It fills my inner desire to find a good bargain. Instead of buying another shirt I don't need, I just head to the grocery store for some 25 cent yogurt.

So, tonight my Mom and I thought it would be nice to walk the kids up to Fresh and Easy to see what we might find on clearance for dinner.

Well, while I was looking in the clearance bin I saw this bag of what sounded like delicious dried apple slices.

Right?

So, just now as I was avoiding going to bed (cause we all know it's way more important to catch up on blogs than it is to catch the correct amount of sleep), I thought, "I could use a little treat." So, I looked over the kitchen counter, found the bag of apples, opened it up, and took a bite.

To my dismay, it wasn't very tasty, and had a weird texture. And worst of all, it's scent had a slight resemblance to pee.

So, I turned over the bag and read this...

DOG TREATS? Are you kidding me?
No where on the package does it say DOG TREATS?

So, I look over the front of the package, because I am pretty sure that NO WHERE on the package does it mention that these are dog treats...and then, I notice this in a 6 pt font.

And of course there is that cute 1/4 inch dog in the back of the truck on the front of the package...so how could one not know that these are nasty dog treats?

Good thing I got them on clearance for $1.05 I guess....marked down from $2.99. And you can't feel bad about that! ;-)